Halloween Hell

It’s getting to that time of year
I slowly start to dread
Old Hallows Eve is drawing close
And summoning up the un-dead Read more

A Wedding Woe

You’re getting married, hip hip hooray the day is finally here,
All the planning and the preparation you’ve been busy with all year.
The dress is hung, the hair is done your nails are looking fine,
The cake is baked, the balloons are afloat, the tables set with wine. Read more

Mr Tumble

Thank you Mr Tumble for everything you do,
Without even knowing it you’ve saved a war or two.

They fight in the kitchen; they fight in the hall,
Yet when you’re on the telly it instantly stops the brawl. Read more